21 5 / 2011

“I don’t like working! I don’t know how people do it. It’s horrible!  Th-they don’t let you sleep, or watch TV, or go online, and they expect  you to be nice to all the customers! And I’m not even allowed to eat the  chili. Do you know what it’s like to be me, surrounded by giant pots of  chili and not allowed to eat it?” ~Sam Puckett

“I don’t like working! I don’t know how people do it. It’s horrible! Th-they don’t let you sleep, or watch TV, or go online, and they expect you to be nice to all the customers! And I’m not even allowed to eat the chili. Do you know what it’s like to be me, surrounded by giant pots of chili and not allowed to eat it?” ~Sam Puckett

21 5 / 2011

“Why do they put a bone right in the middle of a ham? ” ~Sam Puckett

“Why do they put a bone right in the middle of a ham? ” ~Sam Puckett